• 5.
    Doo Dah Doo Doo
    We actually went through all of these steps immediately before we had our first sexual experience.
  • 4.
    I Wear My Dad's Dirty Socks
    If that were our kid, we would never be home either.
  • 3.
    Petite Feet
    God, we wish we sounded like that when we walked.
  • 2.
    A Song For Mommy
    At least the tragic abandonment by his mother didn't have any long-lasting effects on Casey.
  • 1.
    Get Your Poke On
    We have one disagreement with this song: We have no wish to know what hole he's going to poke her through.