• 5.
    We actually went through all of these steps immediately before we had our first sexual experience.
  • 4.
    If that were our kid, we would never be home either.
  • 3.
    God, we wish we sounded like that when we walked.
  • 2.
    At least the tragic abandonment by his mother didn't have any long-lasting effects on Casey.
  • 1.
    We have one disagreement with this song: We have no wish to know what hole he's going to poke her through.