• 5.
    MyEggs
    If you eat peppers and ham a few days ahead of time, you can have a premade Denver omelette.
  • 6.
    Cinco Eye Tanning System
    At this point, you're going to need an entire shelf in the bathroom devoted to the various gels and lubes needed to use certain Cinco products.
  • 7.
    G.F. Spooner
    If you don't want to spoon with your girlfriend, just try to sneak a quick grope in there. In our experience, that never fails to break up a spooning session.
  • 8.
    Cinco Facts Machine
    If there was only some other machine that you could punch random buttons and find out half true facts...
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