Cinco may have too much going on for their own good. Sure, maybe a company could make a good board game. Parker Brothers does it all the time. But we're not sure we would want to eat any eggs Parker Brothers puts out. Especially butt eggs.

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  It's Not Jackie Chan

  The only board game to fully embody all aspects of the Jackie Chan experience, including a buzzer that induces the same headache you get after watching Rush Hour 3.
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  Cinco-Fone

  God help you if you have a number with two zeroes in a row.
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  Cinco-Fone Part 2

  Somewhere, an Ed Begley. Jr. fan is in internet heaven right now, repeatedly watching Ed soothe his face.
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  Behind the Scenes of the Cinco-Fone

  If you ever make a Cinco-Fone call and then immediately have to dial 911 for an emergency, you should go ahead and make your funeral plans as well.

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