• 5.
    What they don't mention here is that Quall's impressions are all supposed to take place after the celebrity has had his wisdom teeth removed. They're actually pretty dead on.
  • 6.
    Cinco hired James Earl Jones to record this book on tape. That's why you haven't seen him doing anything else for the last ten years.
  • 7.
    On the real internet, you're usually trying to click onto the "no pants zone."
  • 8.
    An inappropriate cell phone call is the worst thing that can happen at a funeral. Other than, you know, your friend being dead.
  • 9.
    We're amazed it took until the 21st century for someone to invent a robotic sports official in the shape of woodland fauna that also doubles as a bear detector. It's so obvious once you think about it.