The type of life you would lead that requires extensive special coverage for your testicles is probably the reason your regular provider dropped you years ago.

As this ad proves, the B'Owl also provides a valuable lesson to young girls: be satisfied with the toys you have, or a genetically-mutated owl-bat hybrid will come into your room in the night.

Your son's disappointment over not hearing his favorite song is nothing compared to the spite he'll forever have toward you for making him wear that vest.

If you're an adult who can spend an entire day playing with a Frisbee, you shouldn't be in charge of paying the bills in the family.