• 5.
    In pick-up basketball, the guy with jewels glued to his face generally gets picked last.
  • 6.
    Shhh. Don't interrupt, we're soaring through the clouds on the wings of a Groban-eagle.
  • 7.
    Anyone out there who's accidentally drank from a can with an extinguished cigarette in it is pretty jazzed about being able to buy that refreshment at any time.
  • 8.
    There are a shortage of products advertised as "perfect for rape."
  • 9.
    Finally, something that looks even less dignified than the male genitalia. People won't know which one to look away from first.