• 5.
    When you quit a job, it's best not to burn any bridges. Write your letters in pink ink and dot your "i's" with hearts.
  • 6.
    That's two tickets to Stanktown for Mr. Henderson and one ticket to Holy-Hell-This-Can't-
    Get-Any-More-Disturbing-Ville for us.
  • 7.
    Nothing says romance like fellating a champagne bottle.
  • 8.
    If we worked with someone that wore that American Flag scarf to the office, we may have to shoot them too.
  • 9.
    Here is a hint for future Carols making their own sexy videos: no guy thinks the idea of being together forever is that sexy.