You might have a hard time remembering most of the fever dream that was Superjail! Season One. If it all runs together as a frenzied whirlwind of blood and screaming then you¹re doing very well. Season Two is about to drop, so find something to bite down on as we revisit some of the stand-out moments from the excessively violent first season.

• 11.

  Karaoke at the Superbar

  We're all having fun here, folks, but remember: while in jail, drink responsibly.
• 10.

  The Twins' Ultimate Creation

  If you were tasked with creating the ultimate killing machine you probably wouldn’t start with the word "moist," but there you go.
• 9.

  Lockdown of Love

  Our first school dance was exactly like this, if you take out all the violence. And the dancing. And the women. Homeschool was the worst, basically.
• 8.

  Jared the Inmate

  A whole room full of admirers and he runs away. Jeez, Jared, just take the compliment already.
• 7.

  Sheer Chaos in the Prison Freezers

  We're going to assume those penguins are also inmates. You know, for unspeakable penguin crimes.
• 6.

  Galactoid Freak-Out

  This sort of thing is really just another average afternoon for the inmates at this point.

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