• 5.
    Well, at least no one drowned.
  • 4.
    If we had our choice of being stung to death by a bug or being eaten by a frog, than we would say, "Wow. What incredibly awful choices you have given us."
  • 3.
    Being a mortician at Superjail has got to be the most sure-thing never-gonna-get-fired job of all time.
  • 2.
    This scene is like wish fulfillment for anyone whose girlfriend has ever forced them to watch Jon and Kate Plus Eight.
  • 1.
    Look, Alice of all people should know: It's not the size of your club, it's how you bludgeon people to death with it.