• 5.
    If we were the Sheriff, we'd have a lot of sudden questions about this guy's "therapy" couch that we had been sitting on for hours on end.
  • 4.
    Warm. Caring. Ready to bite our face off at the turn of a dime. That's how we remember our parents, too.
  • 3.
    Rusty would probably be an OK soccer player with all those legs. But, Early would never shell out for all of those shin guards.
  • 2.
    We're not anti-deer meat, per se, but you do have to think twice about eating any creature that has glowing body parts.
  • 1.
    Welcome to the only show in America where the main characters could possibly engage in incest and necrophilia at the same time. What else can we say?