• 10.
    Personally, we'd rather bang the radial tire.
  • 9.
    Early makes a lot of mistakes in his job interview, but we have to admit, a hat-shaped resume is not that bad of an idea.
  • 8.
    Safety Note: No good can come from an older gentlemen inviting you out to an isolated farm to view his "man-stalk."
  • 7.
    Prom is always a special time that can only be made more special by your aunt and grandmother fighting over the right to have sex with you.
  • 6.
    And thus... the saltiest cup of coffee ever was formed.
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