• 5.
    Dirt surfing: much more hygienic than septic drain field scuba.
  • 4.
    We would argue that a truck-boat-truck-boat-truck-wave runner is an unnecessary luxury item, whereas a truck-boat-truck is entirely practical.
  • 3.
    We knew that a second penis had to be good for something. See, mom?
  • 2.
    Finally, Granny's years of yoga pay off.
  • 1.
    Strange... the number of trucks with balls seems to run disproportionately to the number of dicks on the road.