• 10.
    Optimistically, we are only about five years away from vehicular pubes.
  • 9.
    Wait, you can inject muscles now? Why aren’t more professional athletes doing this?
  • 8.
    Thanks to Dan Halen, you can finally give that "orgasm donor" tattoo a test drive before you commit.
  • 7.
    Calling a tarp a "cloaking device" is sort of like calling a ladder a "jet pack".
  • 6.
    It's amazing how technology can be optimized when you apply a little ingenuity and a whole bunch of hombres desnudos.
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