• 5.
    The Sheriff had to dress up like General Lee to trick Granny into bed. When you have to dress up to trick an old invertebrate to bang you, maybe it's time to reconsider your game.
  • 4.
    Rusty grinding up on the Booby should be pretty gross, but it's somehow the sweetest, most innocent thing that is on this list.
  • 3.
    There's always a lot of pressure to have sex on Prom Night. It just usually doesn't come from your aunt.
  • 2.
    Sex acts in the break room are just crude. Everyone knows the real hot action is in the janitor's closet.
  • 1.
    We're not sure if it would be worse to have sex with Granny or Early, but we do know that being passed out for the event is probably the way to go.
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