• 11.
    You know, these games are going to breed a whole new generation of kids who think it's okay to kill people and mistreat hookers. The way we grew up thinking gorillas were donkeys and basketball was played with a block of concrete.
  • 10.
    Well, they seemed to have spared Mario.
  • 9.
    Man, if I'd known these aliens were so friendly, I'd never have killed so many of them without a thought.
  • 8.
    Looks like this one died trying.
  • 7.
    Oh, if only actual office fights ended this quickly and definitively. Most real ones turn into an ongoing grudge match where everyone's a loser.
  • 6.
    Did this guy just happen upon a dirt bike track on the way to delivering his newspapers?
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