The release of Iron Man has us thinking the life of a superhero is usually pretty hard. They almost always start off as nerds. Then, some horrible accident befalls them, either making them an orphan or giving them unexplainable powers or for the real lucky, both at the same time (We're looking at you, Superman). They spend the rest of their lives running around in the most uncomfortable looking costumes, frequently being beaten to a pulp and infrequently consummating their romantic relations. Face it, life as a superhero sucks. So, on that note, here's Robot Chicken, ready to kick a (super)dude while they're down.

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  Negative Wonder Woman

  The best way to defeat Negative Wonder Woman is to shoot her directly in her Non-Bulletproof Bracelets.
  
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  Master Chief

  There's been a lot of debate at the office as to whether Master Chief is a superhero or not. To which we say, the dude has a secret identity, and he has more gadgets than Batman. If he isn't a superhero, we still wouldn't want to mess with him.
  
• 5.

  Six Million Peso Man

  One million of those pesos went directly into that rad bionic mustache.
  
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  Iron Man

  Other things Iron Man is horrible at: Painting little Easter eggs. Texting on cell phones. Swimming. Not being a tool.
  
• 3.

  Bat Monkey

  Batman eats the Joker's poop in this clip. Which is only fair, because when we saw "Batman & Robin" in the theaters, we felt like we had eaten Joel Schumacher's poop.
  
• 2.

  The Penguin

  Old sushi. Cheap booze. No apparent job. Meaningless sex. Is it us or is The Penguin a college freshmen?
  
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  He-Man

  Is Eternia like the hottest place in the universe? Everyone runs around wearing nothing but underwear and some kind of Chest Belt thingy. Well, except for Orko, who looks bundled for the frozen tundra. But then, Orko sucks.