• 5.
    Nobody tell the ghost of Joanne Rio, she'll be so confused.
  • 4.
    Do we really want the revolution to be in the hands of a guy who's banging robots?
  • 3.
    It's not like they felt any pain, they were living on a crack rock.
  • 2.
    Oates's list was really more of a manifesto. His solo project, "Doin' Ya Up the Butt Is In My Manifesto," failed to connect with audiences.
  • 1.
    If only the explanation for reality TV really was this simple.