• 5.
    Rape Ghost
    Nobody tell the ghost of Joanne Rio, she'll be so confused.
  • 4.
    Terminator
    Do we really want the revolution to be in the hands of a guy who's banging robots?
  • 3.
    What, What!
    It's not like they felt any pain, they were living on a crack rock.
  • 2.
    Your Kiss
    Oates's list was really more of a manifesto. His solo project, "Doin' Ya Up the Butt Is In My Manifesto," failed to connect with audiences.
  • 1.
    Pre-Pubescent Alien Whore
    If only the explanation for reality TV really was this simple.
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