We don't make these lists because you click on them. We make them because we don't get laid a lot. And yes, we live vicariously through toys. Stop judging us!

• 10.

  2001, But With Boobs

  That leering star baby just got ten times creepier.
• 9.

  A Way to Entertain Yourself

  Now we know why it was so hard for Elliott to let him go.
• 8.

  Bionic Woman

  It's a little-known fact that four and a half of the original six million dollars spent on Steve Austin went to making his hair so lustrous and manageable.
• 7.

  Christmas Break

  James Bond. Can. Not. Get. Attached. Did the whole Lazenby debacle teach us nothing?
• 6.

  Spring of the Drowned Girl

  Just a general tip here, we wouldn't recommend basing a lot of your decisions on anime plots.

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