Toys have been dating since the first time Barbie spotted Ken surfing near her Malibu Beach House. It took the guys at Robot Chicken to cut all that sexual tension with actual sex. Here are ten reasons we're glad that our G.I. Joes were never anatomically accurate.

• 10.

  Cuddles

  In all fairness, that bear is easily the most erotic of all household-cleaning mascots.
• 9.

  Barney Needs Sex

  It would probably take more than $50 to be ok with a dinosaur having its way with us.
• 8.

  Godzilla Sex Toys

  How fricking big must Godzilla's bedroom be?
• 7.

  Joy Stick

  This same man was horribly maimed when Street Fighter II came out.
• 6.

  Screw Youssical

  This may be crude, but it's still better than that Mike Myers movie.

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