• 10.
    In all fairness, that bear is easily the most erotic of all household-cleaning mascots.
  • 9.
    It would probably take more than $50 to be ok with a dinosaur having its way with us.
  • 8.
    How fricking big must Godzilla's bedroom be?
  • 7.
    This same man was horribly maimed when Street Fighter II came out.
  • 6.
    This may be crude, but it's still better than that Mike Myers movie.
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