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5.Smurf-tastrophe!The reason Gargamel's Smurf dinner tastes crappy is that he didn't pull off their clothes first. That's just shoddy prep work.
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4.1776History hasn't been this homoerotic since Patrick Swayze rode a horse in "North and South."
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3.Gummy BearA gummy bear's hangnails probably never heal.
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2.Bob Barker's New GigBringing even more credence to the declaration: Bob Barker could make cutting off the balls of a Panda seem charming.
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1.Top 100 FinalesAnything that can work in the violent deaths of Mrs. Garrett, Mork, and Capt. Stubing has to be the number one sketch.




























