• 5.
    Up next: flying repeatedly into the same window.
  • 4.
    Yes, there may have been easier, perhaps more logical ways to stop the reign of Hitler for someone who can place himself anywhere in history, but this was the only plan that involved secretly filming Hitler having diarrhea.
  • 3.
    There was a whole section of the Sermon on the Mount dedicated to barnyard dietary restrictions that was omitted from the scriptures.
  • 2.
    Yeah, you may go taking dumps in cars thinking you're not hurting anyone, but remember, one of those cars may actually be a teenager who turns into a car when he gets too warm.
  • 1.
    Well, it was a long way to go to get Brainy killed off, but it was worth it.