• 10.
    At the time of our death, how many possible partners would have had disease-free sex with us if we'd simply asked? And what are their names? Can we be revived?
  • 9.
    For contestants and viewers alike, this is still somehow less embarrassing than Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch.
  • 8.
    Our suggestion letters to The Dr. Oz Show to cover this complicated scenario continue to go unheeded.
  • 7.
    While warning of the dangers of pop rocks and soda, this clip furthers the misconception that older gentlemen who use baseballs to cork the rectums of young boys deserve thanks.
  • 6.
    Because we need more horror associated with public bathroom experiences.
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