The question is not whether He-Man is homoerotic; that is indisputable. The big question is whether the homoeroticism was intentional or not. Take near-naked, very well-kept men, "fabulous secret powers," a lot of pinks and lavenders, and a character named "Ram-Man," and you get something that is almost beyond parody. Almost, but, as Robot Chicken has deftly proved beyond a doubt, not entirely.

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  Eternia News Network

  In America and Eternia alike, the sex tape craze has really opened people's eyes to the fact that, just like common people, celebrities love to engage in tepid, joyless sex.
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  Man-E-Faces

  Ordinarily, he would have saved this trick for the next morning and every subsequent time he passed her by in the Eternia Kroger.
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  She-Ra's Aunt Flow

  If we could just get the whole nation on the same menstrual schedule, we're pretty sure we could get the government to pass a "monthly week off" bill.
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  Mo-Larr

  Dentists and dental hygienists are sadistic sons of bitches. Worse than that, they play the disappointed card, too. We don't floss, all right? We're not going to. Live with it.
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  Villain Car Pool

  Statistically, you're twice as likely to get pulled over by a cop if your driver doesn't have any flesh on his skull.
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  The Death of He-Man

  There are certain rules you just can't break in Eternia: no heterosexual clothing, no complicated movements, no correct pronunciations of "robot," and no matter how appropriate or necessary it may seem, no killing.
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  Faker Crashes the Party

  Skeletor's elaborate plans to conquer Castle Grayskull often reminded us of that time we tried to win a football game by vandalizing an office park. That didn't work either.