• 5.
    Real warriors don't let an erection throw them off. You think Shatner's Kirk didn't continue kicking ass when he was fully aroused? That guy never didn't have an erection.
  • 4.
    Look, these bears cared about a lot of things. They weren't all good things.
  • 3.
    Girls would just play Armageddon all day if you let 'em.
  • 2.
    If you're going to make these kinds of bald-faced modifications, you may want to tone it down on the superhuman strength.
  • 1.
    Hell hath no fury like a woman shedding her uterine lining.