• 5.
    Sailor Moon is Hot
    Real warriors don't let an erection throw them off. You think Shatner's Kirk didn't continue kicking ass when he was fully aroused? That guy never didn't have an erection.
  • 4.
    Care Bear Cleansing
    Look, these bears cared about a lot of things. They weren't all good things.
  • 3.
    Apocalypse Pony
    Girls would just play Armageddon all day if you let 'em.
  • 2.
    The Bionic Woman
    If you're going to make these kinds of bald-faced modifications, you may want to tone it down on the superhuman strength.
  • 1.
    She-Ra's Aunt Flow
    Hell hath no fury like a woman shedding her uterine lining.
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