• 5.
    At least, he can check for prostate cancer while he's up there.
  • 4.
    Transformers were superior to Go-Bots in every way. When Transformers got Dinobots, Go-Bots got the Rock Lords, robots that turned into rocks. Robots. That. Turned. Into. Rocks.
  • 3.
    We're not sure what's creepier: imagining the Human Torch peeing while being flamed on or the idea of Optimus Prime just hanging around doctors offices.
  • 2.
    Has anyone ever vibrated their way out of prison? Actually, you know what... we don't really want to know the answer to that.
  • 1.
    Megatron's toy always creeped us out. Sure he turns into a gun or whatever, but why is his trigger just hanging between his legs like robot junk?