Death, we're told, is simply a part of the great, cosmic cycle of life -- an ending so that there may be other beginnings and such. Yeah, we'll be thinking of that right before it all goes black and we crap ourselves. Well, at least death is funny sometimes.

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  Kool Aid in Zombie Wasteland

  If you thought the Kool Aid guy was a rude jackass without nuclear radiation, just check this out.
  
• 4.

  The Last Unicorn

  Killing is sometimes necessary for the propagation of your cool title.
  
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  Learning to Hunt

  There is no more natural way for a father and son to bond than over the mutilated carcass of a freshly assaulted woodland creature.
  
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  Jar Jar Returns

  Some things are just too annoying to die.
  
• 1.

  Quicksand

  Children often come to understand death through animals. This one is doubly educational for providing a running commentary.
  

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