• 5.
    If you thought the Kool Aid guy was a rude jackass without nuclear radiation, just check this out.
  • 4.
    Killing is sometimes necessary for the propagation of your cool title.
  • 3.
    There is no more natural way for a father and son to bond than over the mutilated carcass of a freshly assaulted woodland creature.
  • 2.
    Some things are just too annoying to die.
  • 1.
    Children often come to understand death through animals. This one is doubly educational for providing a running commentary.
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