• 10.
    Some Bible stories are just too harsh for the young ones to understand. Experiencing them firsthand should solve that problem.
  • 9.
    This is why we never hire pandas at Adult Swim.
  • 8.
    "Tradition" can make us blind to barbaric practices. Apparently there are still places in America where people gather every year to watch the Academy Awards.
  • 7.
    It seems to me that lemurs live their lives like a candle turned upside down in a glass of water.
  • 6.
    If you've ever been accused of thinking with your balls, maybe you should say "you're lucky my balls don't kill you."
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