• 6.
    The FDA shoulders the real blame here, leaving him all alone up there with an enormous compound and all that pure, uncut snow.
  • 5.
    Of course the Norse pantheon celebrates Christmas. What, Odin's not allowed to like gingerbread and presents?
  • 4.
    It's really nice to see a boss who takes such a hands-on, personal role with his clients.
  • 3.
    If the History Channel can air science fiction movies, then we’re allowed to start painting historical portraits.
  • 2.
    It might be time to install some sun lamps and paint some accent walls inside Santa's workshop.
  • 1.
    If you're going to spread the joy and meaning of Christmas to today's generation, you had best throw some humping in the mix.
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