• 12.
    Remember this the next time you try catching them on your tongue, you vicious monster.
  • 11.
    Christmas is celebrated in Japan, but it's considered more of a "lover's holiday" like Valentine's Day. Where the shouting and energy blasts come into play is anyone’s guess.
  • 10.
    Her remains will be treated with the utmost respect... until late January when we finally drag her out to the curb and leave her for the garbage collectors.
  • 9.
    If Santa didn't get 'em, the Polar Bears would have.
  • 8.
    And then, gift cards were invented. Problem solved.
  • 7.
    Holiday fun fact: He's named "Comet" because he's eaten a fair amount of it in his lifetime.
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