• 5.
    Artificial intelligence will inevitably lead to artificially self-righteous indignation.
  • 4.
    Birthdays just don't feel complete until you've been congratulated by a group of faceless restaurant servers who are no longer able to discern genuine emotion from tip generation.
  • 3.
    If you pause it just right, you'll see that every character in this scene has an erection.
  • 2.
    It was a trying experience, but we think the car probably ran better, at least for a week or so.
  • 1.
    They'll just tell everyone that the baby takes after his granddad, who was a yam.