• 7.
    If The Godfather taught us anything, it was mainly that horses in bedrooms are never going to help you get laid.
  • 8.
    Some other GI Joe characters names: Grunt, Snow Job and Skidmark. If we had a choice between Fumbles or Skidmark, we'd take Fumbles any day of the week.
  • 9.
    If our mom could actually make $12,000 in a back alley, we might not be so embarrassed. As it is, the $87.50 she brings home just ain't cutting it.
  • 10.
    Sadly, the production values on this sketch were higher than the original Battlestar Galactica.
  • 11.
    It's not the pink outfit that makes Randy look super feminine. It's the white breast plates.
  • 12.
    We get why someone would want a car that turns into a plane, but why get a helicopter that turns into a plane? You're in the air already! Why not a helicopter that turns into a segway or something.
  • 13.
    We'd still rather have a penis for a head than walk around wearing a bright canary yellow hat.