• 5.
    Frankly, this is no more convoluted or disturbing than those Rankin/Bass Christmas Specials. If Burl Ives' reassuring voice hadn't been there to cushion the blow, you'd have been huddled behind the couch in fear.
  • 4.
    We learned a lot from Speed Racer. We learned that cars are really dangerous, but luckily humans are able to survive high-speed crashes and explosions. We also learned that scarves are cool, sweat doesn't roll, and wide-eyed gasps and grunts are a viable means of communication.
  • 3.
    He's so cute. Don’t you just want to eat him up? I mean, don't you just want to keep him locked in a ball in your pocket and force him to battle huge dragons at your whim?
  • 2.
    From what we understand, some side-effect sufferers would prefer to sword-fight a bread monster than apply the traditional treatments to an already aggravated hoohah.
  • 1.
    Seriously, Voltron, just stay Voltron all the time. Just. Stay. Voltron.