Ridiculous yet legitimately menacing is no longer the sole domain of rap artists. You remember when you first realized that the music in Metalocalypse actually kicked ass? Surely some felt it right away while others came around slowly, their brains trying to rectify comedy - animated comedy no less - with face pounding metal. Well, to you with the slow brains: wake up, jackoff. You should have known right away.

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• 10.

  Detheme

  "Doodily ding dong tick tock..."

  Getting pumped to watch a cartoon. For good or bad, we all understand what that means.
  
• 9.

  I Can't Wait to Be Brutal

  "I longed for pretty things but now that's changed. I long for murder..."

  One girl's innocent and heartfelt desire to murder reminds us all just how precious every moment you're not being murdered is.
  
• 8.

  Go Forth and Die

  "Now you've graduated, mind is mutilated, thrust into the world..."

  Best men out there - look no further for your rehearsal dinner speech.
  
• 7.

  Briefcase Full of Guts

  "You've got your tools of business..."

  We're always leaving our guts in our other briefcase.
  
• 6.

  Fan Song

  "You masturbate on the sheets your mothers clean for you..."

  When Dethklok sings to their fans, you can feel that the hatred is straight from the heart.
  

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