• 5.
    It really takes a lot of balls to sponsor a Dethklok performance.
  • 4.
    The worst kind of ex-addict is the one who preaches sobriety at every possible opportunity. While also choking you to death.
  • 3.
    Sometimes a few penguins have to be sacrificed in the service of Metal.
  • 2.
    Raise some money for cancer, slice a few classically-trained musicians in half with a laser... sounds like a wash.
  • 1.
    Remember, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter".