• 5.
    We're not so sure taking a tour with a health inspector is metal, but we're still learning.
  • 4.
    Murderface makes the sandwiches? Being a dick is great and all, but we're not sure we'd want him handling our food.
  • 3.
    Hookers and ice cream, thwarted again!
  • 2.
    One thing that impressed us with the Floridians in this clip was their vice-like gripping strength, even in the face of being torn in half.
  • 1.
    Cutting Kleenex out of your diet is always a good step toward getting healthy.