Season Two has proven that Dethklok is not falling prey to the sophomore slump that so many bands hit after their first big splash. We think it's because those that hazed them as freshman all met gruesome deaths.

• 10.

  The Fire of a Horse's Ghost

  Sometimes you're just riffing and you get something brilliant. Other times you get "a fish with tits."
  
• 9.

  Look at That Douche Bag

  The hunting season for douche bags is always open.
  
• 8.

  Penis in Mouth

  This is exactly why we stopped drinking out of a jockstrap.
  
• 7.

  Dangerously Close to Showing Interest

  No one likes being forced into a feeling of responsibility, particularly when one is a rock star. It would be like forcing a salesperson into a feeling of honesty.
  
• 6.

  Passin' on Takin'

  Are presidents really informed of nuclear attacks with a note on a chalkboard? We thought they used Lite-Brites.
  

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