• 10.
    Sometimes you're just riffing and you get something brilliant. Other times you get "a fish with tits."
  • 9.
    The hunting season for douche bags is always open.
  • 8.
    This is exactly why we stopped drinking out of a jockstrap.
  • 7.
    No one likes being forced into a feeling of responsibility, particularly when one is a rock star. It would be like forcing a salesperson into a feeling of honesty.
  • 6.
    Are presidents really informed of nuclear attacks with a note on a chalkboard? We thought they used Lite-Brites.
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