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11.We're not sure what Dethklok is spending $100,000 a week per person on, but it sure as hell is not new clothes.
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10.Eating a gigantic turkey dinner before you start working with dates, schedules and numbers is always a recipe for attentiveness.
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9.Your body is your instrument. And if you are in Dethklok, you must break that instrument. Repeatedly.
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8.Murderface makes sandwiches? We're intrigued and yet disgusted by the idea of his sandwich artistry.
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7.Has the phrase "chop chop" ever been effective at anything other than pissing off the people you say it to? It's like the full-on-dick card of casual conversation.
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6.We always felt that all that separated Dethklok from Chicago was brass instrumentation.
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Meetings suck. No one wants to be in them. Have you ever heard of anyone leaving one, saying, "That was a really great meeting!" If you have, that person is not to be trusted and is usually the office punching bag. That being said, Dethklok's band meetings are great. They get to openly display the hostility that we wish we could show every time we have to go through our annual Employee Evaluation.
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