• 11.
    We're not sure what Dethklok is spending $100,000 a week per person on, but it sure as hell is not new clothes.
  • 10.
    Eating a gigantic turkey dinner before you start working with dates, schedules and numbers is always a recipe for attentiveness.
  • 9.
    Your body is your instrument. And if you are in Dethklok, you must break that instrument. Repeatedly.
  • 8.
    Murderface makes sandwiches? We're intrigued and yet disgusted by the idea of his sandwich artistry.
  • 7.
    Has the phrase "chop chop" ever been effective at anything other than pissing off the people you say it to? It's like the full-on-dick card of casual conversation.
  • 6.
    We always felt that all that separated Dethklok from Chicago was brass instrumentation.
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