Metalocalypse isn't just feel-good musical comedy. It is also an invigorating reminder that at any moment you could be mauled by polar bears, get shot in the mouth with a flaming arrow, or have your head cut in half by the wide array of things that will apparently cut your head in half. Enjoy!

• 5.

  Concert Executions

  Dethklok is making public executions fun again.
  
• 4.

  Briefcase Full of Guts

  Every great employee rally ends with a fistfight and a codpiece impalement.
  
• 3.

  Too Drunk to Drive

  An important lesson here: never dance on top of a speeding, five-person motorcycle sidecar with a drunk driver.
  
• 2.

  Duncan Hills Theme

  Dethklok has secretly replaced the scalding oil in their cauldrons with scalding Duncan Hills coffee. Do you think their fans will notice the difference?
  
• 1.

  Thunderhorse

  Look, you'd have killed all of your bandmates too if your horse was this thunderous.
  

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