• 5.
    Dethklok is making public executions fun again.
  • 4.
    Every great employee rally ends with a fistfight and a codpiece impalement.
  • 3.
    An important lesson here: never dance on top of a speeding, five-person motorcycle sidecar with a drunk driver.
  • 2.
    Dethklok has secretly replaced the scalding oil in their cauldrons with scalding Duncan Hills coffee. Do you think their fans will notice the difference?
  • 1.
    Look, you'd have killed all of your bandmates too if your horse was this thunderous.