• 10.
    Young girls are often warned about the dangers of being a fashion model - distorted body image, drugs, perverts, vicious polar bears, etc.
  • 9.
    This is when having a huge staff of expendable fanatics really pays off.
  • 8.
    If you happen to be around when Dethklok starts singing about coffee, leave.
  • 7.
    To continue playing a song after your eyes have been plucked by a blackbird - that's not just metal, that's solid professionalism.
  • 6.
    You're never too old, out of shape, bald, and embarrassing looking to rock.
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