• 5.
    With a powerful board like this, it's easy to have too many Shamans and not enough talking apes.
  • 4.
    Same old story.
  • 3.
    Hideous mutants are so sensitive.
  • 2.
    Having a mangina will do funny things to a person. So will being a sea creature with a mustache. The cards are really stacked against Old Gregg's mental stability.
  • 1.
    Welcome to a magical place where fan fiction becomes fiction.