• 7.
    Luanne breaks the first rule of Thanksgiving by telling the truth.
  • 6.
    Peggy's mother makes a rare appearance in this clip, so for all of the fans wishing for an older, harsher, more unlikable version of Peggy Hill, you're in luck!
  • 5.
    After a day of giving humble thanks by being gluttonous, make it all better by getting up early and pushing people out of the way to save 20 % on winter fashions.
  • 4.
    If we had been behind Bill in line, this clip would have a different ending. Possibly one with us being hauled to jail for assault.
  • 3.
    On the plus side, that turkey probably didn't feel a thing.
  • 2.
    Bobby gets a pass on the one day a year that using an oven isn't feminine.
  • 1.
    Children are naturally horrified when they learn about history. Maybe it would help if we renamed Thanksgiving "The Great Indian Rape," and called Easter "Murder Day."
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