• 6.
    Do you sometimes feel like Brendan Fraser has just been screaming "stop taking me seriously!" ever since Gods and Monsters came out? Watch King of the Hill "Peggy Makes the Big Leagues" on [adult swim].
  • 5.
    Women with smokey voices could make a man do funny things. Well, pathetic things. Watch King of the Hill "Hank and the Great Glass Elevator" on [adult swim].
  • 4.
    Jeff Goldblum was said to have been recreating his role as "New Jersey" from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension for this episode. Okay, look, we both know that's not true. You wouldn't have passed up an opportunity to reference that movie either, hack. Watch King of the Hill "The Substitute Spanish Prisoner" on [adult swim].
  • 3.
    The "you're ignorant" pick-up approach is probably the trickiest to master, but when it works, you're secure for the rest of your life in the knowledge that you're completely awesome. Watch King of the Hill "Pigmalion" on [adult swim].
  • 2.
    It really sucks when you have to admit that you saw something cool at a Ren Fair. It sucks worse when you realize that you're so familiar with Renaissance Fairs that you abbreviate the phrase. Watch King of the Hill "Joust Like a Woman" on [adult swim].
  • 1.
    So, to answer anyone who might ask "what ever happened to Chuck Mangione," evidently he's living in a toilet paper fort in a large retail store in Arlen, Texas. Watch King of the Hill "Megadale" on [adult swim].