• 12.
    Lucy Liu's character isn't so much a bad apple as a product of neglect. Any halfway decent parent tells his or her kid to wear a dust mask while producing meth. Watch King of the Hill "Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do?" on [adult swim].
  • 11.
    We think somebody out there either has a very close relationship with Dennis Hopper, or is trying to start a feud. Watch King of the Hill "Hank's Got the Willies" on [adult swim].
  • 10.
    Okay, okay. Here's your Uta Hagen, Dena Dietrich clip. Enough with the letters and emails already. Watch King of the Hill "Escape From Party Island" on [adult swim].
  • 9.
    Your mother plus Spring Break plus Pauley Shore equals a world the devil won't even joke about. Watch King of the Hill "Escape From Party Island" on [adult swim].
  • 8.
    Meryl Streep just has class falling right out of her ass, am I right? Watch King of the Hill "A Beer Can Named Desire" on [adult swim].
  • 7.
    This is like that dream where we're playing Nintendo with Perry Ferrell and he talks about how he wished he'd written little jokes for an Internet site but got sidelined into rocking out, nailing hot women, and becoming addicted to a slew of drugs. And then we're awakened by one of our cats vomiting on the compressed, timeworn carpet of our depressing apartment again. Watch King of the Hill "Hank's Got the Willies" on [adult swim].
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