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9.When shopping for penises, we prefer to buy new and not refurbished.
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8.Let's not soil Michael Jackson's musical legacy by trotting out his secret love of werewolf-skin rugs, okay?
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6.This is the most narcissistic thing we've seen to come out of Hollywood since Jim Carrey's new website launched.
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5.There isn't a man alive that doesn't remember the first time he felt a girl's jiggly-wiggly jagglies and then dangled his dongle in her hobbly-wobbly.

























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