• 5.
    Rhode Island has since passed a law against driving while reading Ridiculous Hamburger Fella comics.
  • 4.
    Last we checked with Poland, they weren't real jazzed about going down memory lane either.
  • 3.
    This was before Kevin Costner brought America back together with handwritten correspondence.
  • 2.
    I guess Lois's itinerary didn't include kangaroo pouch diving.
  • 1.
    What, like captains don't get abortions? Please.