• 10.
    Whether it's days-long constipation or bone-rattling diarrhea, it's not a vacation until somebody brings up the state of their bowels.
  • 9.
    Actually, we'd be okay with it if neither Brian, nor James Taylor, nor anyone sang James Taylor songs.
  • 8.
    Ah, the drink. Without it, we might have all been turned into pure energy by the Irish. So, put another check in the pro column next to all that crap about good cholesterol.
  • 7.
    The poor, put-upon business traveler. Is there any group less in need of our sympathy?
  • 6.
    This is so relatable. I remember one time getting lost on the way to Panama City and my roommate was totally hogging all the Funyuns.
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