• 5.
    Using your mother's own perfume and lipstick to convince her your father is cheating on her is maybe not the most well thought out plan of all time.
  • 4.
    Forget carjacking someone…we'd rather just hop in Stewie's ski-shack thingy and just cross-country home.
  • 3.
    A baby carrier in the front seat? It's clear that the real bad parent here is actually Brian.
  • 2.
    It's not shocking to see that Peter values beer over sex. It is shocking to hear Chris refer to 17th century artist Peter Paul Reubens. Go public schools!
  • 1.
    The bad news, Brian, is you've been flame throwed. The good news? The fire has cauterized the bullet wounds in your knees.