• 6.
    Now there's an affliction we could get down with. Rather than this humiliating rash, which is totally uncool in every way.
  • 7.
    We wish we were able to get excited about something to the point of teasing a large gathering of people with empty promises of jazz and puppets.
  • 8.
    If we lived around the turn of the century, we would probably opt to cut our own hair.
  • 9.
    This is the worst behind-the-scenes we've witnessed since we rushed the stage at Chuck E. Cheese's.
  • 10.
    What the sea gives in fish, it takes in limbs.