• 1.
    Mort can be so short sighted. The marketing potential here is unquestionable.
  • 2.
    If we'd known that "if you get my drift" meant "get me another fruit cup" it would have saved us a lot of needless trauma getting that A from our high school music teacher.
  • 3.
    We have begun to say "Mr. Superman no here" when approached for anything by panhandlers, salespeople, bosses, and spouses. Results have been varied.
  • 4.
    The fitness industry has changed a lot over the years, but one thing remains constant: the electrifying homoeroticism.
  • 5.
    Neighbors do love a good lawn ornament. Al should do some cross promotion with the local seller of loud, dangerously aggressive dogs and aftermarket mufflers.
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